Morning routine gone bad

6:53 AM

Ugh. Morning. I have been up for awhile. I woke up crying. Must have been a bad dream about the kids pushing me on the playground because that is all I could think of to say when mama asked me what was wrong. I got to get into their bed though, so the morning started off okay. But then the alarm went off. And we stayed in bed a little longer. And when I got up and went to the couch like I always do I was hollered at by mama telling me to go get dressed.
Excuse me? Where are the cartoons. I always watch Strawberry Shortcake because I always get up early, too early. Where are my cartoons. I am going to ignore her and see if I can turn on the cartoons myself.
Hmmm, that didn´t work. She is yelling again. Now really loud. Better go see.
UMP. I am throwing myself on the floor in protest. What is with the change in the routine. The sun still isn´t up, it can´t be that late.
Get up? No way. Go to the corner for disobeying? "NOOOOOOOOO! NO!" Oops, that shriek got me in my bedroom.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOO! MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO!"
Yeah, yeah, I guess I will listen. Oh, wait, pants? You want me to wear pants? No way.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! WAAAAAAAAA!"
Yeah, right you are going to take Deedee away. WHAT? Papa took Deedee away!
"DEEDEEEEEEEEEEE! MY DEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Mama has given up on me. Now it is just papa. Yes, papa, I am done. Can I have Deedee now? Yes, I want a hug. What was my problem?Ummmmmmm, I forget........
Mama’s Losin’ It

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